Wednesday, April 18, 2018

New Joe Ganzer Mystery Almost Ready for Release

The publisher didn't much care for this image, but I liked the initial sketch and thought it fit the pulp fiction vibe. I wanted it to look as though it might have been on a shelf somewhere, well-read and a little beat up. They finally agreed. Plus, the whole story is right there on the cover:

The back cover continues that theme and gives some (but not all) of the details. 

We are looking at a mid-May release. The ebook edition (which comes FREE with the paperback) includes the entire 1931 catalog of Frank Marshall, the real-life puppet maker fictionalized in The Dummy Case.  Both editions include his biography, as well as the biography of famous ventriloquist Jimmy Nelson, also a character in this story.

Pre-orders will be available soon wherever books and ebooks are sold.

Ha'Penny Press

Friday, March 14, 2014

Quirky English

Let's face it: English is an odd language. 
There is no egg in an eggplant 
No ham in hamburgers 
And neither pine nor apple in a pineapple. 
A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. 
French fries are claimed by the Belgians, not the French. 
And boxing rings are definitely square. 

If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, 
shouldn't it follow that electricians may be delighted, 
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, 
and dry cleaners depressed? 
Now if writers write, how come fingers don't fing. 
Since the plural of tooth is teeth 
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth 
And in the same way, that, during my youth, teachers taught, 
Why didn't the preacher praught. 

Most people take English for granted 
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that 
Quicksand takes us down slowly 
And when stating that four men out of five suffer from headaches, 
It doesn’t imply that the fifth one enjoys it. 
Knowing that a vegetarian eats vegetables 
doesn’t tell what a humanitarian eats!? 
Could someone explain why people do recite at a play 
And yet play at a recital. 
Or why Americans park on driveways 
And drive on parkways 
Or how can the weather be as hot as hell on one day, 
And as cold as hell on another one 

Shouldn’t we wonder at the unique lunacy 
Of a language where a house can burn up 
As it burns down. 
And in which I’m suppose to fill in a form 
… by filling it out. 
And a bell is only heard once it goes! 

English was invented by people, not computers 
And it betrays the ambiguities of this human race 
(which of course isn't a race at all) 
where a person who plays the piano is called a pianist 
but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? 
That is why when the stars are out, they are visible 
But when the lights are out, they are invisible 
So why is it that when I wind up my watch 
It starts 
But when I wind up this kind of fantasy 
It ends.


Saturday, May 25, 2013

Unknown Soldier (A Tribute)

World War II touched the lives of every family on every street in every town in America. In those exceptional times, ordinary Americans became extraordinary heroes. My father, Samuel F. Satalic (318256*), was one of those extraordinary heroes.

When the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, my dad immediately went to sign up with the Marines. They rejected him. Then he went to the Army, Navy, Air Force, even the Merchant Marines. Every one rejected him. He was branded 4F because of a heart murmur. My Aunt Wilma told me some years after he died in 1995, "Your dad felt so bad, so dejected back then. He just left our home in Chicago and started roaming." Where he ended up would change the outcome of the war.

As all his friends went off to war, my dad began “booming” around the country, working at the same trade his father Sam Satalic (81552*) knew— ironwork, the skywalkers.  His path eventually led him to a sleepy little area known as Oak Ridge, Tennessee, a place that would forever change the world. But at the time, he wrote back home to his sister (my Aunt Wilma):  “It’s just me and bunch of old men down here.”

At Oak Ridge, he was a top connector, an aerial acrobat risking life and limb bolting the steel structures together. This was no ordinary place, and these were no ordinary structures. Oak Ridge has been called the greatest industrial project in the history of the world. They were going to produce the crucial material for the world’s most fearsome weapon here—the Atomic Bomb. Because of security, my dad had to live on site in barracks, like any other soldier.  The place was so secret even Vice President Truman did not know of its existence until after President Roosevelt had died. They called it the “Secret City,” and it had to be built on time because the Nazis were racing toward their own bomb and an invasion of Japan was looming.

My dad and those crews fought hard against the clock and finished way ahead of schedule. When completed, they were the largest buildings on earth. In them, they produced the high-grade elements necessary for the atomic bomb named “Little Boy.” Germany yielded before it was needed, but not so the Japanese. After they dropped the bombs, the Japanese finally surrendered, and perhaps as many as 500,000 American soldiers came home instead of being slaughtered on the Japanese mainland.

My dad’s iron-working tools, his spuds and sleever bar, became his weapons, more powerful than any rifle he could have ever carried. He never talked about the war years. Like so many others from that generation at Oak Ridge, my dad was one of our unknown soldiers, a truly extraordinary hero.

My dad died in 1995 from mesothelioma, a work-related lung cancer suffered by many ironworkers.
Although I am a writer, I am also a third generation iron worker  and member of  Chicago's Local 1, along with my brother, Anthony Satalic.

* Iron Worker Union membership number

© by Don Satalic 2013, 2018

Author's Note—  I opened Return of the Falcon (one of my Joe Ganzer
mystery novels) to honor my dad:

    "The war was finally over. It ended in an orgy of destruction and death unleashed by Fat Man and Little Boy, horrific creations of the new 'Atomic Age.'
    But it brought our boys home."

Monday, March 11, 2013

Return of the Falcon

The year is 1946. Chicago private eye Joe Ganzer, a haunted former WWII espionage agent, is about to take a case he doesn't want from a mysterious Russian beauty he doesn't trust to locate an uncle whose story he doesn't believe. And a friend from his past, a two-time loser, will ask Joe to get him out of a treacherous jam. If he helps him, they may both end up dead. Dark days are about to descend on Joe Ganzer. He will become tangled in a web of espionage and stolen booze and stolen art and murder-- and he will come face to face with the legendary Maltese Falcon.

"Return of the Falcon"
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Friday, December 23, 2011

The Night Before Christmas ...???

Clement Clarke Moore probably didn't write it  (just like Shakespeare probably didn't write all those plays).  Literary sleuth Donald Foster investigated the Christmas poem and decided that Moore was lying. Foster found out that it was first published as "A Visit From St. Nicholas," probably by an amateur poet named Henry Livingston, Jr. of Poughkeepsie, NY in a newspaper in Troy, NY, in 1825.

Foster believes the style and cultural references are from Livingston (certainly not Moore), plus Moore didn't lay claim to the poem until 1844--after Livingston was dead--and a full 19 years after it first appeared in the Troy newspaper. Moore even asked the Troy paper if anyone remembered who wrote the poem. The Troy paper answered that anyone who knew was probably long gone.

And like Shakespeare, the identity of the creator is wrong. To find out who wrote the Shakespeare plays and poems, read my essay The Masque of William Shakespeare on Amazon Kindle or Smashwords . Learn who really wrote the plays and why.

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Friday, November 11, 2011

10 Reasons Why William Shakespeare is a Fraud

Although the little animations may rankle you, the reasons presented below are spot on. Anonymous used such inconsistencies but wound up fingering the wrong author of the plays.

The whole story is a lot more bizarre than what's presented in the movie Anonymous. For one thing, William Shakespeare was involved in the murder of his rival. My essay The Masque of William Shakespeare explains how William Shakespeare rose to prominence in the theater right after this murder.

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Saturday, November 5, 2011

St. Louis Experts -- Shakespeare Not Anonymous

Bruce Longworth, head of the performance program at Webster University's Conservatory of Theatre Arts, who has directed the Shakespeare Festival St. Louis' Kevin Kline-winning production of "Hamlet" in 2010, had this to say:

"Here's what I find troubling: the idea that Shakespeare had to be a nobleman with a university education. Education has never equated with imagination. If something happened to the Earl of Oxford (on a ship, similar to an episode in "Hamlet") — well, news got around. Maybe Shakespeare heard about it and used it; he was a magpie. Besides, Oxford had his own theater. Why wouldn't he give the plays to it?"

Not only did Shakespeare not have an education, he didn't even own a single book. Shakespeare never even mentioned his books or his plays in his will, but he did mention his bed. My essay The Masque of William Shakespeare explains how William Shakespeare rose to prominence in the theater and how he was involved in murder.

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